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Sorta gay moment.....
Don't know if this goes here but anyways....

So yesterday I invited my friend over to my house to play shoddy and watch youtube vids.so he's sitting in front of the computer(I'm sitting next to him) and I'm thinking of stuff not really paying attention to what he's doing then I start licking my lips(pay attention to this)I start licking my lower lip that's really chapped,seriously my lower lip is ripped in a straight line right down the middle,and I feel loose lip skin so I bite it and pull and a line of sking is ripped form the bottom of my lip to the top.So I'm like"ow" and he asked "what happened?" then in 2 seconds or so he turns and looks at me and his eyes widden and he just says"what the fuck" and right then I feel liquid running down my chin and neck so I wipe it with the back of my hand and look and it's blood.So I look up at him and he sorta grabs my hand,looks at it,and licks it! Then I sorta freeze cause I think "did that just fucken happen?" and while I'm dazed he puts his hand on my shoulder and pulls me closer to him.Then when I'm just 3 inches away he leans in an licks the line of blood that dripped down my neck all the way to my chin!And after he does that he looks at me in the eyes and puts his hand on the back of my head and starts trying to bring me in and he looks like he's gonna kiss me.By then I snapped out of it and stood up and just looked at him and he looked at me and after like 10 seconds I go to the bathroom and wipe the blood off all the while thinking about what had just happened.When I get back he's staring at the comp so I sit down too and we hardly say anything to each other for the rest of the night.In the morning he just said "later dude" looked at me a good 5 seconds and left.

I don't know what happened and I hope we never speak of it again.

Also he has a girlfriend.If you're wondering,I'm straight.

tl;dr

My friend licked blood off me.

dai dragon dance e hp bug su tyranitar al posto di substitute e focus punch e ridistribuisci gli evs 4 hp / 252 atk / 252 spd, adamant, e spostalo in posizione di starter

ora, non sarà il massimo dell'originalità, ma metti dusclops (stoss-wow-pain split-shadow ball) su zapdos che fa da antispinner (dato che dovrebbe essere uno spikes team...); dai a blissey toxic e flamethrower al posto di twave e seismic toss e ridistribuisci gli evs: 84 hp / 252 def / 172 satk, bold

dai roar > sleep talk a suicune

ricordati di settare tutte le nature prima di fare l'export to test lol

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io rimarrei ferito da un'offesa come "STUPIDO BABBEO"

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non ascoltarli, sono solo tifosi frustrati che vedono vincere da 5 anni la stessa fortissima squadra

O MAMMA AHAHAHHAHAH

reffatevi

rido sempre di più ogni volta che lo leggo

che cagata che ho fatto, se non linkavo il topic rimaneva un gay dichiarato a sua insaputa

ed egli avea del cul fatto trombetta