LOLMAO

Incontro in Shoddy Battle un omino di nome Can. Questa creatura lolla mi fa scompisciare dal ridere nel primo match, che è stato un capolavoro e purtroppo non mi sono ricordato di salvare; vi presento comunque un estratto, in cui vi riporto le seguenti, magnifiche frasi:
Can: bravo, ti ha salvato la velocità
...dopo che Heatran gli ha bruciato vivo Metagross :°D
Can: hai vinto ma è un caso
LMAO!!!
L'ho battuto 5 a 0 con un team di tre OU e tre UU. Il suo team ha Arceus, per il resto è standard, ma come tutti noi sappiamo, un Uber qualifica automaticamente il tuo team come Uber team. Metto l'Uber team serio, lui mi sfida.

Rules: Evasion Clause, Extended Game, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle
g_f sent out Earth Tribute (lvl 100 Groudon).
Can sent out Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Earth Tribute's Drought intensified the sun's rays!
The sun began to shine!
1wn has entered the room.
caesar2008 has entered the room.
1wn: ancora?
caesar2008 has left the room.
Can: Qualcosa cambia
Can: La squadra uber?
g_f: pare.
Can: Facile con i leggendari, eh?
g_f: no
Earth Tribute used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
Earth Tribute lost 44% of its health.
Metagross lost 10% of its health.
The sun continues to shine.
Earth Tribute's leftovers restored its health a little!
Earth Tribute restored 6% of its health.
---
Earth Tribute used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 93% of its health.
Can's Metagross fainted.
The sun continues to shine.
Earth Tribute's leftovers restored its health a little!
Earth Tribute restored 6% of its health.
---
Can: si, invece
g_f: e allora non usare arceus o_O
Can: è solo uno arceus
g_f: usare un uber cataloga il tuo team come uber team
g_f: °°
Can: mentre la tua è piena di leggendari <--- ed ha visto solo Groudon, per ora :°D
g_f: ed arceus è bannato anche dagli uber, spesso
g_f: veramente no.
g_f: ed arceus è cheap
g_f: =)
Can: più o meno
Can: cheap?
g_f: scorretto, illegale = cheap
Can: Ma che dici, oh?
Can: Lo so ma non è cheapn secondo i miei criteri
Can switched in Ludicolo (lvl 100 Ludicolo ?).
Pointed stones dug into Ludicolo.
Ludicolo lost 12% of its health.
g_f switched in Guardian Door (lvl 100 Giratina).
Guardian Door is exerting its pressure!
Ludicolo used Surf.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Guardian Door lost 13% of its health.
Ludicolo's Shell Bell restored a little health!
Ludicolo restored 2% of its health.
The sun continues to shine.
Guardian Door's leftovers restored its health a little!
Guardian Door restored 6% of its health.
---
Can switched in Rhyperior (lvl 100 Rhyperior ?).
Pointed stones dug into Rhyperior.
Rhyperior lost 6% of its health.
Guardian Door used Toxic.
Guardian Door's attack missed!
The sun continues to shine.
Guardian Door's leftovers restored its health a little!
Guardian Door restored 6% of its health.
---
Guardian Door used Dragon Pulse.
Rhyperior lost 52% of its health.
Rhyperior used Giga Impact.
It doesn't affect Guardian Door...
The sun continues to shine.
Guardian Door's leftovers restored its health a little!
Guardian Door restored 6% of its health.
---
1wn: -.-
g_f: impara a giocare, poi torna xD
Can: ahah, sbaglio perchè non corrispoindo l'inglese all'italiano
Can switched in Porygonz (lvl 100 Porygonz).
Porygonz's Download raised its stats!
Porygonz's special attack was raised.
Pointed stones dug into Porygonz.
Porygonz lost 12% of its health.
Guardian Door used Dragon Pulse.
Porygonz lost 46% of its health.
The sun continues to shine.
---
Guardian Door used Dragon Pulse.
Porygonz lost 50% of its health.
Can's Porygonz fainted.
The sun continues to shine.
---
Can switched in Garchomp (lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Pointed stones dug into Garchomp.
Garchomp lost 6% of its health.
Can switched in Rhyperior (lvl 100 Rhyperior ?).
Pointed stones dug into Rhyperior.
Rhyperior lost 6% of its health.
Guardian Door used Toxic.
Rhyperior was badly poisoned!
The sun continues to shine.
Rhyperior is hurt by poison!
Rhyperior lost 6% of its health.
---
Can: ah, parla il grande campione
g_f switched in Sky Judgement (lvl 100 Skarmory ?).
Rhyperior used Flash Cannon.
It's not very effective...
Sky Judgement lost 6% of its health.
The sun continues to shine.
Rhyperior is hurt by poison!
Rhyperior lost 12% of its health.
---
Can switched in Arceus (lvl 100 Arceus).
The foe's Arceus transformed into the Bug type!
Pointed stones dug into Arceus.
Arceus lost 25% of its health.
Sky Judgement used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
The sun continues to shine.
---
Can: I leggendari hanno statistiche superiori quindi... <--- ma LUI usa Arceus :°°D
Arceus used Recover.
Arceus restored 50% of its health.
Sky Judgement used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
The sun continues to shine.
---
Arceus used Swords Dance.
Arceus's attack was sharply raised.
Sky Judgement used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
The sun continues to shine.
---
Arceus used X-Scissor.
It's not very effective...
Sky Judgement lost 16% of its health.
Sky Judgement used Whirlwind.
Can switched in Rhyperior (lvl 100 Rhyperior ?).
Pointed stones dug into Rhyperior.
Rhyperior lost 6% of its health.
Rhyperior was hurt by Spikes!
Rhyperior lost 25% of its health.
Can's Rhyperior fainted.
The sun continues to shine.
---
Can switched in Arceus (lvl 100 Arceus).
The foe's Arceus transformed into the Bug type!
Pointed stones dug into Arceus.
Arceus lost 25% of its health.
Arceus was hurt by Spikes!
Arceus lost 25% of its health.
Arceus used Recover.
Arceus restored 50% of its health.
Sky Judgement used Whirlwind.
Can switched in Garchomp (lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Pointed stones dug into Garchomp.
Garchomp lost 6% of its health.
Garchomp was hurt by Spikes!
Garchomp lost 25% of its health.
The sun continues to shine.
---
Can: Bella tattica..bravo <--- Colpito dall'originalità di Spikes + Whirlwind? :°°D
g_f switched in Peace of Mind (lvl 100 Lugia).
Peace of Mind is exerting its pressure!
Garchomp used Draco Meteor.
Peace of Mind lost 24% of its health.
Garchomp's special attack was harshly lowered.
The sun continues to shine.
Peace of Mind's leftovers restored its health a little!
Peace of Mind restored 6% of its health.
---
Can switched in Arceus (lvl 100 Arceus).
The foe's Arceus transformed into the Bug type!
Pointed stones dug into Arceus.
Arceus lost 25% of its health.
Arceus was hurt by Spikes!
Arceus lost 25% of its health.
Peace of Mind used Calm Mind.
Peace of Mind's special attack was raised.
Peace of Mind's special defence was raised.
The sun continues to shine.
Peace of Mind's leftovers restored its health a little!
Peace of Mind restored 6% of its health.
---
Peace of Mind used Aeroblast.
It's super effective!
Arceus lost 74% of its health.
Can's Arceus fainted.
The sun continues to shine.
Peace of Mind's leftovers restored its health a little!
Peace of Mind restored 6% of its health.
---
Can switched in Ludicolo (lvl 100 Ludicolo ?).
Pointed stones dug into Ludicolo.
Ludicolo lost 12% of its health.
Ludicolo was hurt by Spikes!
Ludicolo lost 25% of its health.
Peace of Mind used Aeroblast.
It's super effective!
Ludicolo lost 81% of its health.
Can's Ludicolo fainted.
The sun continues to shine.
Peace of Mind's leftovers restored its health a little!
Peace of Mind restored 6% of its health.
---
Can switched in Garchomp (lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Pointed stones dug into Garchomp.
Garchomp lost 6% of its health.
Garchomp was hurt by Spikes!
Garchomp lost 25% of its health.
Peace of Mind used Aeroblast.
Garchomp lost 49% of its health.
Can's Garchomp fainted.
g_f wins!

...Vabbé.

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