[DP] jardin vs AxelVanDerPoke

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[jardin]

Posto questa battle contro il volere di Axel, ma ci tenevo a farlo per dimostrare ad alcune persone che gli sweepers di DP (e uno in particolare) non sono inarrestabili e frotiximi come sembrano. Enjoy ^^
P.S.: Ho haxato un po', ma nei limiti del mio standard

Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle
jardin sent out Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
AxelVanDerPoke sent out Magnezine94 (lvl 100 Magnezone).

Ok, Scarfzel non può fare molto, e comunque preferisco non rischiare col Bolt, quindi…

AxelVanDerPoke switched in Tenta is cool (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).
Azelf used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Tenta is cool lost 23% of its health.
jardin switched in Magnezone (lvl 100 Magnezone).
Tenta is cool's leftovers restored its health a little!
Tenta is cool restored 6% of its health.

 

---
AxelVanDerPoke switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Magnezone used Substitute.
Magnezone lost 25% of its health.
Magnezone made a substitute!
Magnezone's leftovers restored its health a little!
Magnezone restored 6% of its health.
---
Flygon used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
The substitute took damage for Magnezone!
AxelVanDerPoke switched in Magnezine94 (lvl 100 Magnezone).
Magnezone used Flash Cannon.
It's not very effective...
Magnezine94 lost 16% of its health.
Magnezone's leftovers restored its health a little!
Magnezone restored 6% of its health.
Magnezine94's leftovers restored its health a little!
Magnezine94 restored 6% of its health.

Magnezone vs Magnezone: solo uno ne uscirà vivo

---
AxelVanDerPoke: rofl
Magnezine94 used Substitute.
Magnezine94 lost 25% of its health.
Magnezine94 made a substitute!
Magnezone used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
The substitute took damage for Magnezine94!
Magnezine94's substitute faded!
Magnezone's leftovers restored its health a little!
Magnezone restored 6% of its health.
Magnezine94's leftovers restored its health a little!
Magnezine94 restored 6% of its health.
---
Magnezine94 used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
The substitute took damage for Magnezone!
Magnezone's substitute faded!
Magnezone used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Magnezine94 lost 70% of its health.
Magnezone's leftovers restored its health a little!
Magnezone restored 6% of its health.
Magnezine94's leftovers restored its health a little!
Magnezine94 restored 6% of its health.
---
AxelVanDerPoke: HEY
AxelVanDerPoke: è già il secondo

rotfl. Vince il mio

Magnezine94 used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
Magnezone lost 38% of its health.
Magnezone used Flash Cannon.
It's not very effective...
Magnezine94 lost 14% of its health.
AxelVanDerPoke's Magnezine94 fainted.
Magnezone's leftovers restored its health a little!
Magnezone restored 6% of its health.
---
jardin: lo so
AxelVanDerPoke: ti odio
jardin: e pensa che prima ne ho fatti molti di più
AxelVanDerPoke switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
jardin: contro gente random
jardin switched in Milotic (lvl 100 Milotic ?).
Flygon used Dragon Claw.
Milotic lost 44% of its health.
Milotic's leftovers restored its health a little!
Milotic restored 6% of its health.
---
AxelVanDerPoke switched in Tenta is cool (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).
Milotic used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Tenta is cool lost 9% of its health.
Tenta is cool's leftovers restored its health a little!
Tenta is cool restored 6% of its health.
Milotic's leftovers restored its health a little!
Milotic restored 6% of its health.

Switch? Nah. Tanto non ha una recovery mentre io sì, e più che buona.

---
Tenta is cool used Knock Off.
Milotic lost 3% of its health.
Tenta is cool knocked off foe Milotic's Leftovers!
Milotic used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Tenta is cool lost 13% of its health.
Tenta is cool's leftovers restored its health a little!
Tenta is cool restored 6% of its health.
---
Tenta is cool used Sludge Bomb.
Milotic lost 21% of its health.
Milotic used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Tenta is cool lost 15% of its health.
Tenta is cool's leftovers restored its health a little!
Tenta is cool restored 6% of its health.
---
AxelVanDerPoke switched in Quagga my love <3 (lvl 100 Quagsire ?).
Milotic used Rest.
Milotic fell asleep!
Milotic restored 55% of its health.

...Infatti. lol Quagsire xD

---
jardin: OK GRAZIE MA TU USI UBER!!!!!!1
jardin switched in Roserade (lvl 100 Roserade ?).
AxelVanDerPoke switched in Im is a pro [cit.] (lvl 100 Lucario ?).

Uh. Sarà lui lo sweeper sopracitato? ^_^

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AxelVanDerPoke switched in Tenta is cool (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).
Roserade used Sleep Powder.
Tenta is cool fell asleep!
Tenta is cool's leftovers restored its health a little!
Tenta is cool restored 6% of its health.

Powder pwnt.

---
Roserade used Leaf Storm.
A critical hit!

E siamo a 3

Tenta is cool lost 104% of its health.
AxelVanDerPoke's Tenta is cool fainted.
Roserade's special attack was harshly lowered.
---
AxelVanDerPoke: a ch
jardin: rotfl
jardin: ouahaha
AxelVanDerPoke: sarebbe stato 52%
AxelVanDerPoke: ^____________^
AxelVanDerPoke switched in Im is a pro [cit.] (lvl 100 Lucario ?).
jardin: im is a pro
Roserade used Sleep Powder.
Roserade's attack missed!

Ogni tanto dovrà missare però ;_;

Im is a pro [cit.] used Swords Dance.
Im is a pro [cit.]'s attack was sharply raised.

OHNO!!!!1 Lucario used Sword Dance! Come farò?

---
Im is a pro [cit.] used Extremespeed.
Roserade lost 116% of its health.
jardin's Roserade fainted.
---
jardin: ok
AxelVanDerPoke: cosi impari
jardin switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ?).
Im is a pro [cit.] used Swords Dance.
Im is a pro [cit.]'s attack was sharply raised.

Ok, ora è proprio gg per Axel

Forretress used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Im is a pro [cit.] lost 73% of its health.
---
AxelVanDerPoke: focus sash
AxelVanDerPoke: forrettress
jardin: interessante.
AxelVanDerPoke: forretress
jardin: interessante.
AxelVanDerPoke: forretress@focus sash
jardin: no
AxelVanDerPoke: ti odierei
Im is a pro [cit.] used Close Combat.
Forretress lost 99% of its health.

AHAHA PWNT. Lucario Jolly non OHKOa Forretress nemmeno dopo due danze. Stessa cosa per l'Adamant con LO dopo una danza.

Im is a pro [cit.]'s defence was lowered.
Im is a pro [cit.]'s special defence was lowered.
Forretress used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Im is a pro [cit.] lost 99% of its health.
AxelVanDerPoke's Im is a pro [cit.] fainted.
Forretress's leftovers restored its health a little!
Forretress restored 6% of its health.
---
AxelVanDerPoke: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
jardin: COME CAZZO è POSSIBILE?

Lol, all'inizio non ci credevo nemmeno io

AxelVanDerPoke: UN FORRETRESS MUORE ANCHE DOPO UNA SDANCE
jardin: UAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
AxelVanDerPoke: SEII UNA MERDA
jardin: dobbiamo postarlo
jardin: ok?
AxelVanDerPoke: NO
AxelVanDerPoke: NO
AxelVanDerPoke: NO
jardin: io lo farò
AxelVanDerPoke switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
jardin: X°D
jardin switched in Milotic (lvl 100 Milotic ?).
Flygon used Dragon Claw.
Milotic lost 29% of its health.
---
AxelVanDerPoke: TI ODIO
jardin: adesso azzecco
AxelVanDerPoke: ALT ALT ALT
jardin: Ice beam
AxelVanDerPoke: HO CAPITO
jardin: uahahaha
AxelVanDerPoke: COSA è SUCCESSO
AxelVanDerPoke: hai notato
jardin: cosa?
AxelVanDerPoke: che dclaw ha fatto solo 29%
jardin: no

Axel is a nub.

jardin: marvel scale
AxelVanDerPoke: quando ho testato e fa >50%
jardin: MARVEL SCALE
AxelVanDerPoke: non funziona solo con 1/3 di vita?
Flygon used Dragon Claw.
A critical hit!

Un po' di hax per riequilibrare. Tanto non mi sarebbe più servita Milotic.

Milotic lost 102% of its health.
jardin's Milotic fainted.
---
jardin: no, con gli status
jardin: -.-
jardin switched in Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
Azelf used Explosion.
Flygon lost 237% of its health.

Ovviamente la Strict Damage Clause è un optional. uahahah

AxelVanDerPoke's Flygon fainted.
jardin's Azelf fainted.
---
AxelVanDerPoke: btw lucario è un mistero
jardin: già
jardin switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ?).
AxelVanDerPoke switched in Dusknoir (lvl 100 Dusknoir ?).
Dusknoir is exerting its pressure!
AxelVanDerPoke: sarà un bug di mrda che ti ha salvato

xD. Continuiamo a non crederci. L'influenza negativa di smogon.

AxelVanDerPoke: sai
AxelVanDerPoke: che se non succedeva
jardin: sì
AxelVanDerPoke: ti ohkoavo tutto?
Dusknoir used Brick Break.
Forretress lost 11% of its health.
jardin's Forretress fainted.

Vai pure, ormai il tuo dovere l'hai fatto.

---
jardin switched in Magnezone (lvl 100 Magnezone).
Magnezone used Thunderbolt.
Dusknoir lost 43% of its health.
Dusknoir used Brick Break.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!

._.

Magnezone lost 74% of its health.
jardin's Magnezone fainted.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
---
jardin switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).

Ok gg. Snorlax con Rest come ultimo pokémon. In più ho una buona possibilità di setup su Dusknoir.

AxelVanDerPoke: tiè
Dusknoir used Will-o-wisp.
Snorlax was burned!
Snorlax used Curse.
Snorlax's speed was lowered.
Snorlax's attack was raised.
Snorlax's defence was raised.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
Snorlax was hurt by its burn!
Snorlax lost 12% of its health.
---
Dusknoir used Brick Break.
It's super effective!
Snorlax lost 20% of its health.
Snorlax used Curse.
Snorlax's speed was lowered.
Snorlax's attack was raised.
Snorlax's defence was raised.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.
Snorlax was hurt by its burn!
Snorlax lost 12% of its health.
---
Dusknoir used Brick Break.
It's super effective!
Snorlax lost 16% of its health.
Snorlax used Curse.
Snorlax's speed was lowered.
Snorlax's attack was raised.
Snorlax's defence was raised.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.
Snorlax was hurt by its burn!
Snorlax lost 12% of its health.
---
Dusknoir used Brick Break.
It's super effective!
Snorlax lost 13% of its health.
Snorlax used Rest.
Snorlax fell asleep!
Snorlax restored 73% of its health.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
---
Dusknoir used Brick Break.
It's super effective!
Snorlax lost 12% of its health.
Snorlax is fast asleep!
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.
---
Dusknoir used Brick Break.
It's super effective!
Snorlax lost 12% of its health.
Snorlax is fast asleep!
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.
---
Dusknoir used Brick Break.
It's super effective!
Snorlax lost 13% of its health.
Snorlax woke up!
Snorlax used Crunch.
It's super effective!
Dusknoir lost 85% of its health.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.

stall.

---
Dusknoir used Pain Split.
Dusknoir restored 60% of its health.
Snorlax lost 35% of its health.
Snorlax used Curse.
Snorlax's speed was lowered.
Snorlax's attack was raised.
Snorlax's defence was raised.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.
---
Dusknoir used Will-o-wisp.
Snorlax was burned!
Snorlax used Crunch.
It's super effective!
Dusknoir lost 48% of its health.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.
Snorlax was hurt by its burn!
Snorlax lost 12% of its health.
---
Dusknoir used Pain Split.
Dusknoir restored 18% of its health.
Snorlax lost 11% of its health.
Snorlax used Rest.
Snorlax fell asleep!
Snorlax restored 64% of its health.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
---
Dusknoir used Pain Split.
Dusknoir restored 51% of its health.
Snorlax lost 30% of its health.
Snorlax is fast asleep!
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.
---
Dusknoir used Brick Break.
It's super effective!
Snorlax lost 12% of its health.
Snorlax is fast asleep!
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.
---
Dusknoir used Pain Split.
Dusknoir restored 11% of its health.
Snorlax lost 6% of its health.
Snorlax woke up!
Snorlax used Crunch.
It's super effective!
Dusknoir lost 100% of its health.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.
---
AxelVanDerPoke: merdaccia
Dusknoir used Pain Split.
Dusknoir restored 57% of its health.
Snorlax lost 34% of its health.
Snorlax used Crunch.
It's super effective!
Dusknoir lost 104% of its health.
AxelVanDerPoke's Dusknoir fainted.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.
---
AxelVanDerPoke: questa l'ho vinta io
AxelVanDerPoke: moralmebnte
jardin: ok
AxelVanDerPoke switched in Quagga my love <3 (lvl 100 Quagsire ?).
AxelVanDerPoke: tu sei una merda
AxelVanDerPoke: dopo 2 danze
jardin: lo so
AxelVanDerPoke: NON PUO' RESISTERE

Invece sì.

Quagga my love <3 used Earthquake.
Snorlax lost 10% of its health.
Snorlax used Rest.
Snorlax fell asleep!
Snorlax restored 66% of its health.
---
jardin: ma lo ha fatto
AxelVanDerPoke: no
Quagga my love <3 used Earthquake.
Snorlax lost 9% of its health.
Snorlax is fast asleep!
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.
---
AxelVanDerPoke: è impossibile
AxelVanDerPoke: ci sta di mezzo qualche bug
Quagga my love <3 used Earthquake.
Snorlax lost 9% of its health.
Snorlax is fast asleep!
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.
---
jardin: non credo
AxelVanDerPoke: si
Quagga my love <3 used Ice Beam.
Snorlax lost 4% of its health.
Snorlax woke up!
Snorlax used Return.
Quagga my love <3 lost 86% of its health.
Quagga my love <3's leftovers restored its health a little!
Quagga my love <3 restored 6% of its health.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.
---
jardin: im is a pro
Quagga my love <3 used Earthquake.
Snorlax lost 10% of its health.
Snorlax used Return.
Quagga my love <3 lost 83% of its health.
AxelVanDerPoke's Quagga my love <3 fainted.
jardin wins!
AxelVanDerPoke: no
jardin: gg
AxelVanDerPoke: sei una merda
jardin: ora controllo
AxelVanDerPoke: avresti perso
jardin: zizizi

lol, gg.

[Wè]

rofl

[T0p0 G1G10 1337]

Ma non ti vergogni? :°D
Il tuo log dimostra proprio il contrario di quello che hai detto all'inizio -.-

[Abry]

Superi Ale, lui considera uno che si prende il 60% di danno un counter, tu addirittura il 99%.

P.S.: Chi ti dice che lui abbia fatto danno massimo?

[AxelVanDerPoke]

era una di quelle lotte fatte alle due di mattina vero?

RIMBAMBITO IL MIO LUCARIO è ADAMANT, DOPO DUE SDANCE DOVEVA ESSERE OHKO BRUTTA MERDA

HAXXOR DI MERDA TI ODIO ODIO ODIO ODIO, NON POTEVA RESISTERE NON POTEVA

[Matt]

Quagga nei team di Axel è obbligatorio 

[T0p0 G1G10 1337]

E' figo, peccato venga ohkoato da qualunque hp grass, a differenza di Swampert :/

[Matt]

Whiscash è anche peggio 

[jardin]

Ma non ti vergogni? :°D
Il tuo log dimostra proprio il contrario di quello che hai detto all'inizio -.-

ok ora dimmi un counter che resista ad una mossa del pokémon da counterare, con +4 nella stat di attacco. Blissey esclusa naturalmente.

era una di quelle lotte fatte alle due di mattina vero?

RIMBAMBITO IL MIO LUCARIO è ADAMANT, DOPO DUE SDANCE DOVEVA ESSERE OHKO BRUTTA MERDA

HAXXOR DI MERDA TI ODIO ODIO ODIO ODIO, NON POTEVA RESISTERE NON POTEVA

nono può resistere anche se Adamant

[Torchic6]

Ma non ti vergogni? :°D
Il tuo log dimostra proprio il contrario di quello che hai detto all'inizio -.-

ok ora dimmi un counter che resista ad una mossa del pokémon da counterare, con +4 nella stat di attacco. Blissey esclusa naturalmente.

era una di quelle lotte fatte alle due di mattina vero?

RIMBAMBITO IL MIO LUCARIO è ADAMANT, DOPO DUE SDANCE DOVEVA ESSERE OHKO BRUTTA MERDA

HAXXOR DI MERDA TI ODIO ODIO ODIO ODIO, NON POTEVA RESISTERE NON POTEVA

nono può resistere anche se Adamant

Shedinja,Jirachi con Reflect... :°D

[Il Mitico™]

Sei uno sculato e non ci voleva il tuo log quando ogni volta ripeto che Lucario non è Cheap, nè Uber, nè invincibile. Comunque, avresti risparmiato Roserade se invece di tentare il tuo sculo mandavi immediatamente il Counter sicuro... ti sta bene!

[jardin]

Lol io non avevo idea che forretress potesse resistere, tutta colpa di:
Close Combat vs. max HP / Def Skarmory 84.4% - 99.7%
Close Combat vs. max HP / Def Bronzong: 95.2% - 100% (67% chance to OHKO)
Close Combat vs. max HP / Def Hippowdon: 75.7% - 89.3%
Close Combat vs. max HP / Def Forretress: 79.7% - 93.8%
Close Combat vs. max HP / Def Donphan: 82.0% - 96.9%
Crunch vs. max HP / Def Cresselia: 63.5% - 74.8%
Crunch vs. max HP Cresselia: 85.1% - 100% (2.6% chance to OHKO)
Crunch vs. max HP / Def Dusknoir: 88.4% - 100% (21% chance to OHKO)
Crunch vs. max HP / Def Celebi: 78.7% - 93.1%

lol, ora ho notato che non OHKOa nessuno con certezza

[Il Mitico™]

Lucario non è Cheap, nè Uber, nè invincibile.

Quando lo capirete? Quando mi darete retta?

[T0p0 G1G10 1337]

Lol io non avevo idea che forretress potesse resistere, tutta colpa di:
Close Combat vs. max HP / Def Skarmory 84.4% - 99.7%
Close Combat vs. max HP / Def Bronzong: 95.2% - 100% (67% chance to OHKO)
Close Combat vs. max HP / Def Hippowdon: 75.7% - 89.3%
Close Combat vs. max HP / Def Forretress: 79.7% - 93.8%
Close Combat vs. max HP / Def Donphan: 82.0% - 96.9%
Crunch vs. max HP / Def Cresselia: 63.5% - 74.8%
Crunch vs. max HP Cresselia: 85.1% - 100% (2.6% chance to OHKO)
Crunch vs. max HP / Def Dusknoir: 88.4% - 100% (21% chance to OHKO)
Crunch vs. max HP / Def Celebi: 78.7% - 93.1%

lol, ora ho notato che non OHKOa nessuno con certezza

POVERINO E' PROPRIO SCARSO ALLORA...NON SA NEMMENO OHKOARE SKARMORY E FORRETRESS CON UNA MOSSA FISICA NEUTRA

[SADUZ]

Lucario non è Cheap, nè Uber, nè invincibile.

Quando lo capirete? Quando mi darete retta?

MAI.

comunque si chiamano stealh rocks