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Titolo: imo all naked havin sex w/ 3 men
Post di: g_f su Novembre 10, 2009, 00:01:07
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63415


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Post di: VII su Novembre 10, 2009, 00:04:26
io... io... veramente... non volevo...


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Post di: Mr.Pkmn su Novembre 10, 2009, 00:05:33
what...the...fuck...


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Post di: IRDG su Novembre 10, 2009, 10:08:24
non sono iscritto .-. O meglio non mi arriva la mail da... 2 anni?


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Post di: A.S.D. su Novembre 10, 2009, 10:16:53
idem


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Post di: ~Rata su Novembre 10, 2009, 12:25:21
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Titolo: Re: imo all naked havin sex w/ 3 men
Post di: Dandy su Novembre 10, 2009, 12:50:06
praticamente racconta questo:

Sorta gay moment.....
Don't know if this goes here but anyways....

So yesterday I invited my friend over to my house to play shoddy and watch youtube vids.so he's sitting in front of the computer(I'm sitting next to him) and I'm thinking of stuff not really paying attention to what he's doing then I start licking my lips(pay attention to this)I start licking my lower lip that's really chapped,seriously my lower lip is ripped in a straight line right down the middle,and I feel loose lip skin so I bite it and pull and a line of sking is ripped form the bottom of my lip to the top.So I'm like"ow" and he asked "what happened?" then in 2 seconds or so he turns and looks at me and his eyes widden and he just says"what the fuck" and right then I feel liquid running down my chin and neck so I wipe it with the back of my hand and look and it's blood.So I look up at him and he sorta grabs my hand,looks at it,and licks it! Then I sorta freeze cause I think "did that just fucken happen?" and while I'm dazed he puts his hand on my shoulder and pulls me closer to him.Then when I'm just 3 inches away he leans in an licks the line of blood that dripped down my neck all the way to my chin!And after he does that he looks at me in the eyes and puts his hand on the back of my head and starts trying to bring me in and he looks like he's gonna kiss me.By then I snapped out of it and stood up and just looked at him and he looked at me and after like 10 seconds I go to the bathroom and wipe the blood off all the while thinking about what had just happened.When I get back he's staring at the comp so I sit down too and we hardly say anything to each other for the rest of the night.In the morning he just said "later dude" looked at me a good 5 seconds and left.

I don't know what happened and I hope we never speak of it again.

Also he has a girlfriend.If you're wondering,I'm straight.

tl;dr

My friend licked blood off me.


Titolo: Re: imo all naked havin sex w/ 3 men
Post di: ~Rata su Novembre 10, 2009, 13:18:40
come avrebbe dovuto essere quel post

So yesterday I invited my friend over to my house to play shoddy and watch youtube vids.so he's sitting in front of the computer(I'm sitting next to him) and I'm thinking of stuff not really paying attention to what he's doing then I start licking my lips(pay attention to this)I start licking my lower lip that's really chapped,seriously my lower lip is ripped in a straight line right down the middle,and I feel loose lip skin so I bite it and pull and a line of sking is ripped form the bottom of my lip to the top.So I'm like"ow" and he asked "what happened?" then in 2 seconds or so he turns and looks at me and his eyes widden and he just says"what the fuck" and right then I feel liquid running down my chin and neck so I wipe it with the back of my hand and look and it's blood.So I look up at him and he sorta grabs my hand,looks at it,and licks it! Then I sorta freeze cause I think "did that just fucken happen?" and while I'm dazed he puts his hand on my shoulder and pulls me closer to him.Then when I'm just 3 inches away he leans in an licks the line of blood that dripped down my neck all the way to my chin!And after he does that he looks at me in the eyes and puts his hand on the back of my head and starts trying to bring me in and he looks like he's gonna kiss me.By then I snapped out of it and stood up and just looked at him and he looked at me and after like 10 seconds I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air


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Post di: IRDG su Novembre 10, 2009, 14:44:39
che sfigato poteva farselo gratis


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Post di: phantom su Novembre 10, 2009, 15:22:41
Tra i vari commenti c'è un esilarante
Citato da: Wstfgl
Tell his parents that you're HIV positive.


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Post di: IRDG su Novembre 10, 2009, 17:50:49
ma paerché ai genitori? dillo a lui direttamente che si ciapa male


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Post di: Tota su Novembre 10, 2009, 18:05:33
@Rata: lol il Bel-Air'd sarebbe stato epic


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Post di: g_f su Novembre 10, 2009, 19:05:54
ma le reply sono la parte più bella :-[

Citazione
i was seriously disappointed at the lack of Belair in the OP.

this means you're a latent homosexual.

stop pretending and start bending!


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Post di: ~Rata su Novembre 10, 2009, 21:56:39
ahah l'ho detto io che doveva fare il bel air! mai scrivere qualcosa più lungo di cinque righe su internet senza fare il bel air


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Post di: 4Ep su Novembre 10, 2009, 22:10:00
il nome del topic mi ha tratto in inganno >.<


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Post di: Achtung su Novembre 11, 2009, 16:29:34
ahah l'hiv


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Post di: Troll face su Novembre 12, 2009, 13:27:02
che gran bel topic :D