Arctic Bay

...ovvero tutti i pokemon listati più in sotto di BL sulla tier di Smogon.

Rules: Evasion Clause, Extended Game, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Timed Battle
Malvo sent out Persian (lvl 100 Persian ?).
mr pl0x sent out Noctowl (lvl 100 Noctowl ?).
Shiny Oddish has entered the room.
Persian used Fake Out.
Noctowl lost 37% of its health.
Persian lost 10% of its health.
Noctowl flinched!
Noctowl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Noctowl restored 6% of its health.

Iniziamo, Persian non perdona, però visto che è fragile non potrà entrare tanto spesso, meglio far fuori un avversario subito.

Persian used Hypnosis.
Persian's attack missed!
Noctowl used Hypnosis.
Persian fell asleep!
Noctowl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Noctowl restored 6% of its health.

Ovvio, ma tanto Noctowl è una merda che non mi spaventa e per Persian ho il cleric.

Malvo switched in Probopass (lvl 100 Probopass ?).
Noctowl used Substitute.
Noctowl lost 25% of its health.
Noctowl made a substitute!
Noctowl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Noctowl restored 6% of its health.

Ecco il coso col nasone che arriva prontamente

Noctowl used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Probopass lost 39% of its health.
Probopass used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Noctowl!
Noctowl's substitute faded!
Noctowl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Noctowl restored 6% of its health.
Probopass's leftovers restored its health a little!
Probopass restored 6% of its health.

Che Hidden Power sarà, Ground o Fighting credo mi avrebbe tolto di più, qualunque cosa sia un Thunderbolt a lui farà più male.

mr pl0x switched in Nidoqueen (lvl 100 Nidoking ?).
Probopass used Thunderbolt.
It doesn't affect Nidoqueen...
Probopass's leftovers restored its health a little!
Probopass restored 6% of its health.

Oh noes, Nidoking

Malvo switched in Rotom (lvl 100 Rotom).
Nidoqueen used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
Rotom lost 25% of its health.

Menomale che l'ho messo. Prima c'era Cruel ma ero debolissimo alle Ground Moves e in più Cruel non è più così UU.

Rotom used Trick.
Rotom obtained Expert Belt!
Nidoqueen obtained Choice Specs!
Nidoqueen used Shadow Ball.
It's super effective!
Rotom lost 128% of its health.
Malvo's Rotom fainted.

Essendomi dimenticato di settare l'Hidden Power opto per rendere Nido meno pericolo con Trick, anche perchè l'unico che mi resiste alle Ground apparte Rotom è Meganium che contro Ice Beam si trova però in difficoltà. Ora cosa farà? Di sicuro switcha, proviamo con la mossa stabbata.

Malvo switched in Probopass (lvl 100 Probopass ?).
mr pl0x switched in Dewgong (lvl 100 Dewgong ?).
Probopass used Flash Cannon.
Dewgong lost 30% of its health.
Dewgong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dewgong restored 6% of its health.
Probopass's leftovers restored its health a little!
Probopass restored 6% of its health.

Poteva andare peggio ma anche meglio, ma cosa ha intenzione di fare ora?

Dewgong used Rain Dance.
Rain began to fall!
Probopass used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Dewgong lost 42% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
Dewgong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dewgong restored 6% of its health.
Probopass's leftovers restored its health a little!
Probopass restored 6% of its health.

Uh?

Dewgong used Rest.
Dewgong fell asleep!
Dewgong restored 60% of its health.
Probopass used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Dewgong lost 91% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
Dewgong's status was cured!
Dewgong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dewgong restored 6% of its health.
Probopass's leftovers restored its health a little!
Probopass restored 6% of its health.

Contento te, te lo sei cercato

mr pl0x switched in Nidoqueen (lvl 100 Nidoking ?).
Probopass used Thunderbolt.
It doesn't affect Nidoqueen...
The rain continues to fall.
Probopass's leftovers restored its health a little!
Probopass restored 6% of its health.

Quel Nido sarà meglio farlo fuori alla svelta

Nidoqueen used Earth Power.
It's super effective!
Probopass lost 213% of its health.
Malvo's Probopass fainted.
The rain continues to fall.

Grossa niubbata, ogni tanto mi sconcentro. Almeno cmq posso far entrare uno dei miei stat upper contro qualcuno contro cui non è troppo svantaggiato.

Malvo switched in Gastrodon (lvl 100 Gastrodon ?).
mr pl0x switched in Dewgong (lvl 100 Dewgong ?).
Gastrodon used Curse.
Gastrodon's speed was lowered.
Gastrodon's attack was raised.
Gastrodon's defence was raised.
The rain stopped.
Dewgong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dewgong restored 6% of its health.

Terrificanta. Se l'avversario non ha counter è finito.

Dewgong used Rest.
Dewgong fell asleep!
Dewgong restored 78% of its health.
Gastrodon used Earthquake.
A critical hit!
Dewgong lost 98% of its health.
Dewgong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dewgong restored 6% of its health.

Bum

Dewgong is fast asleep!
Gastrodon used Curse.
Gastrodon's speed was lowered.
Gastrodon's attack was raised.
Gastrodon's defence was raised.
Dewgong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dewgong restored 6% of its health.

Piazziamo un altra Curse che non si può mai sapere.

Dewgong is fast asleep!
Gastrodon used Earthquake.
Dewgong lost 66% of its health.
mr pl0x's Dewgong fainted.

E ora muori stupida foca.

mr pl0x switched in Noctowl (lvl 100 Noctowl ?).
Noctowl used Substitute.
Noctowl lost 25% of its health.
Noctowl made a substitute!
Gastrodon used Waterfall.
A critical hit!
The substitute took damage for Noctowl!
Noctowl's substitute faded!
Noctowl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Noctowl restored 6% of its health.

Wè riecco Noctowl

Noctowl used Air Slash.
Gastrodon lost 14% of its health.
Gastrodon used Waterfall.
Noctowl lost 67% of its health.
mr pl0x's Noctowl fainted.
Gastrodon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gastrodon restored 6% of its health.

Sto messo benino anche dal lato speciale X)

mr pl0x switched in Kabutops (lvl 100 Kabutops ?).
Kabutops used Rain Dance.
Rain began to fall!
Gastrodon used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Kabutops lost 140% of its health.
mr pl0x's Kabutops fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
Gastrodon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gastrodon restored 6% of its health.

Grazie per avermi boostato Waterfall

mr pl0x switched in Primeape (lvl 100 Primeape ?).
Primeape used Substitute.
Primeape lost 25% of its health.
Primeape made a substitute!
Gastrodon used Earthquake.
The substitute took damage for Primeape!
Primeape's substitute faded!
The rain continues to fall.
Gastrodon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gastrodon restored 6% of its health.

Sarà il classico reversal. Forse qui sarebbe stato meglio piazzare qualche altra Curse ma sono stato impazienete.

Primeape used Substitute.
Primeape lost 25% of its health.
Primeape made a substitute!
Gastrodon used Earthquake.
The substitute took damage for Primeape!
Primeape's substitute faded!
The rain continues to fall.

...

Primeape used Substitute.
Primeape lost 25% of its health.
Primeape made a substitute!
Gastrodon used Earthquake.
The substitute took damage for Primeape!
Primeape's substitute faded!
The rain continues to fall.
---
Primeape used Substitute.
Primeape lost 25% of its health.
Primeape made a substitute!
Gastrodon used Earthquake.
The substitute took damage for Primeape!
Primeape's substitute faded!
The rain stopped.
Primeape's Salac Berry raised its speed!

E ora cosa intendi fare?

Shiny Oddish has left the room.
Primeape used Reversal.
Gastrodon lost 44% of its health.
Gastrodon used Waterfall.
Primeape lost 90% of its health.
mr pl0x's Primeape fainted.
Gastrodon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gastrodon restored 6% of its health.

Credevo di meno ma chissene ^,^

mr pl0x switched in Slowking (lvl 100 Slowking ?).
Slowking used Grass Knot.
It's super effective!
Gastrodon lost 52% of its health.
Gastrodon used Recover.
Gastrodon restored 50% of its health.
Gastrodon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gastrodon restored 6% of its health.

Oh noes

mr pl0x: forgot this attack :P
Malvo: lol
Slowking used Grass Knot.
It's super effective!
Gastrodon lost 52% of its health.
Gastrodon used Recover.
Gastrodon restored 50% of its health.
Gastrodon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gastrodon restored 6% of its health.

Qua si mette male, non credo proprio di arrivare all'ohko con l'attacco di cacca di Gastrodon e solo 2 curse

Slowking used Grass Knot.
It's super effective!
Gastrodon lost 48% of its health.
Gastrodon used Earthquake.
Slowking lost 68% of its health.
Slowking's leftovers restored its health a little!
Slowking restored 6% of its health.
Gastrodon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gastrodon restored 6% of its health.

Infatti

Malvo switched in Meganium (lvl 100 Meganium ?).
Slowking used Grass Knot.
It's not very effective...
Meganium lost 11% of its health.
Meganium's leftovers restored its health a little!
Meganium restored 6% of its health.
Slowking's leftovers restored its health a little!
Slowking restored 6% of its health.

Qui tanto valeva swithcare su qualcuno che avrebbe preso un danno ridicolo piuttosto che sacrificare Gastrodon che poteva risultare utile dopo

Meganium used Energy Ball.
It's super effective!
Slowking lost 36% of its health.
Slowking used Slack Off.
Slowking restored 50% of its health.
Meganium's leftovers restored its health a little!
Meganium restored 6% of its health.
Slowking's leftovers restored its health a little!
Slowking restored 6% of its health.

Merda Slack Off, tralaltro Slowking è imbotitto di Sdef e non gli faccio veramente un cazzo. Seediamolo va che 12% per turno fa sempre comodo.

Meganium used Leech Seed.
Slowking was seeded!
Slowking used Slack Off.
Slowking restored 50% of its health.
Slowking's health was sapped by leech seed!
Slowking lost 12% of its health.
Meganium regained health!
Meganium restored 14% of its health.

Ora posso mandare chi ti metterà fuori combattimento.

Meganium used Reflect.
A barrier was formed!
Slowking used Thunder Wave.
Meganium is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Slowking's leftovers restored its health a little!
Slowking restored 6% of its health.
Slowking's health was sapped by leech seed!
Slowking lost 12% of its health.
Meganium regained health!
Meganium restored 14% of its health.

però solo dopo aver piazzato il reflect..

Slowking used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Meganium lost 15% of its health.
Meganium used Aromatherapy.
Meganium's leftovers restored its health a little!
Meganium restored 6% of its health.
Slowking's leftovers restored its health a little!
Slowking restored 6% of its health.
Slowking's health was sapped by leech seed!
Slowking lost 12% of its health.
Meganium regained health!
Meganium restored 14% of its health.

...curato la squadra...

Meganium used Energy Ball.
It's super effective!
Slowking lost 32% of its health.
Slowking used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Meganium lost 18% of its health.
Meganium's leftovers restored its health a little!
Meganium restored 6% of its health.
Slowking's leftovers restored its health a little!
Slowking restored 6% of its health.
Slowking's health was sapped by leech seed!
Slowking lost 12% of its health.
Meganium regained health!
Meganium restored 14% of its health.

..e costringerti a slack offare per salvaguardare l'entrata del mio suiper...

Malvo switched in Persian (lvl 100 Persian ?).
Slowking used Slack Off.
Slowking restored 50% of its health.
Slowking's leftovers restored its health a little!
Slowking restored 6% of its health.
Slowking's health was sapped by leech seed!
Slowking lost 12% of its health.
Persian regained health!
Persian restored 18% of its health.

 $_$

Persian used Fake Out.
Slowking lost 30% of its health.
Persian lost 10% of its health.
Slowking flinched!
Slowking's leftovers restored its health a little!
Slowking restored 6% of its health.
Slowking's health was sapped by leech seed!
Slowking lost 12% of its health.
Persian regained health!
Persian restored 18% of its health.

Andiamo sempre sul sicuro, qui potrei anche addormentarlo però sarebbe inutile visto la possibilità di ohko.

Persian used Bite.
It's super effective!
Slowking lost 62% of its health.
mr pl0x's Slowking fainted.
Persian lost 10% of its health.
Persian's reflect wore off!

Più che possibilità una certezza

mr pl0x switched in Nidoqueen (lvl 100 Nidoking ?).
Persian used Hypnosis.
Nidoqueen fell asleep!
Nidoqueen is fast asleep!

gg

Malvo switched in Gastrodon (lvl 100 Gastrodon ?).
Nidoqueen is fast asleep!
Gastrodon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gastrodon restored 6% of its health.

l'avevo detto che sarebbe tornato utile

Nidoqueen is fast asleep!
Gastrodon used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Nidoqueen lost 88% of its health.
Gastrodon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gastrodon restored 6% of its health.
---
Nidoqueen woke up!
Nidoqueen used Earth Power.
Gastrodon lost 50% of its health.
Malvo's Gastrodon fainted.

._.

Malvo switched in Persian (lvl 100 Persian ?).
Malvo: gg
Persian used Fake Out.
A critical hit!
Nidoqueen lost 75% of its health.
mr pl0x's Nidoqueen fainted.
Malvo wins!
mr pl0x: gg

Props:
-A Persian, pokemon su cui la squadra è basata, nonchè il più utile
-A Cerca che mi ha fatto scoprire Persian e l'ha portato alla ribalta dopo che tutti se l'eran dimenticato da RBY
-A Gf che mi ha consigliato Rotom, che crepa sempre subito ma che almeno tricka la spec e fa qualche danno.
-Al coso col nasone, a Gastrodon e a Meganium che sono fighi
-Al team che ha pwnato anche qualche OU

Slops:
-A tutte quelle merde che giocano OU quando un pò più sotto c'è un metagame molto più aperto, vasto e migliore e sopratutto senza un obesa onnipresente che rende ingiocabili gli speciali.
-A Quagsire, che odio e che ruba la notorietà a Gastrodon e Wishcash
-A tutte quelle merde che non solo giocano OU ma lo giocano anche male facendosi umiliare da questi cosini.
-Ad Armaldo che non fa mai un cazzo che però mi ostino a tenere poichè so che in qualche battle può fare la differenza.

Ho letto tutto, proprio una bella battle  :D

presto quando ho voglia e se lo trovo challo shiny oddish e mi faccio strapwnare.

persian <3

gg

Ma Shiny Odish non è mai col team da UU X(

o_o
imparerò anche io...

e comunque noctaul ha insomnia

Ahuahu che figata, anche io mi sono convertito :°. Anche perchè gli uu mi sono sempre piaciuti ma non li ho mai saputi usare, ma pazienza. Uso gli ou solo per le battle serie tipo tornei, ecc.

O RLY?

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Quell'immagine risale al pleistocene.

Wow bella battle....pensavo fosse peggio gastrodon

Come Curser è superiore persino a Snorlax e a Swampert.

Io piango per questo

Per caso piangi da quando hanno svelato gastrodon???
E' meglio del tuo caro swampert! :sisisi

Gastrodon lo provai a suo tempo in un team BL mi pare, spaccava. Poi insieme c'era Specspollo, ma vabbè. (NO, NON E' ZAPDOS)

nel trio il pollo è moltres

Maddai. :0