
FUCKING SHIT LET ME TELL YOU WHY TROPIUS IS THE MOST AWESOME MOTHERFUCKING BAD ASS POKEMANS THERE IS, FUCKING FIRST OFF
-HE IS A DINOSAUR, WHO THE FUCK NEVAR WANTED A DINOSAUR WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER, HOLY SHIT IF YOU DIDNT YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A REAL PUSSY NIGGER
-SECOND. HE FUCKING FLIES NIGGGARA, WHO THE FUCK DOESENT WANT TO FLY , PLUS WALKING IS FOR FUCKING PUSSY NIGGER FAGGOTS, ONLY A REAL MAN WOULD FLY-ON THE BACK OF A FUCKING DINOSAUR. THAT WOULD TOTALLY GET YOU LAID INSTANTLY ON THE FIRST DATE
-THEIRD, HE HAS A MOTHERFUCKING HOLY SHIT BANANAS ON HIS CHIN, THUS NOURISHING HIMSELF AND HIS FUCKING PUSSY TRAINER WHO CANT EVER FIND FOOD OR FEED HIMSELF. HUNGRY? NO PROBLEM JUST TAKE A FUCKING BANANA FROM MY FUCKING FLYING DINOSAUR'S CHIN YOU MOTHER FUCKER PUSSY BITCH.
-FORETH.HE IS A FUCKING GRASS TYPE POKEMANS!YOU KNOW WHAT ANOTHER NAME FOR GRASS IS RIGHT ? FUCKING MARIJUANA! THIS POKEMANS WILL SUPPLY YOU WITH SO MUCH FUCKING WEED YOU'LL BE FUCKING FLYING HAAAAAALF AWAY ACROSS THE WORLD BY THE TIME YOU REALIZA THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY ON THE BRINK OF DEATH FROM SMOKING SO MUCH FUCKING GANJA. STUPID DOUCHEBAGS POTHEADS.
-FIFTH, EMO AND IN NEED OF A RAZOR, LOOK NO FUCKING FARTHER THAN GETTING THIS AMAZING ASSHOLE TO USE FUCKING RAZOR LEAF ON YOUR PUSSY COCK SUCKING EMO WRISTS OF YOURS.
FUCKING FAGGOT DONT EVEN DO WHAT I JUST SAID, BECAUSE NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT YOU SHOULD JUST GO AN HERO FOR BEING A FUCKING PUSSY PALE AS HELL WHINY BITCH EMOFAG.
-SIXTH, HE WEARS A MOTHERFUCKING HAT! I HAVE NO CLUE WHY THE FUCK THIS IS AWESOME BUT IT SURE AS SHIT FUCK IS. I WEAR A HAT, YOU WEAR A HAT, AND NOW THIS FUCKING POKEMANS WEARS A HAT. FUCKING RADICAL MOTHER FUCKING DUDE.
TL;DR:
GO CATCH YOURSELF A FUCKING TROPIUS FOR YOURSELF BEFORE I FUCKING RAPE YOU WITH MY TENTACLES!!!!!!!!!1111111111